Intimacy

How to Make Love in a Car

So you just can't keep your hands off each other and there's no bed available. We've all been there. But there's no need to forgo your mutual pleasure just because you're on the go. Just hop in the car.

Well, not just any car, in just any location, at any time. With sex on wheels, logistics play an important role. Some helpful hints:

The Car

As with many love-making factors, when it comes to cars bigger is better. The Mini Cooper is not an option, no matter how horny (or short) you are. A big ol' SUV or a high-end BMW, Mercedes or Lexus is top choice. Of course, if you can afford one of those, you can probably afford to book a hotel room! But never mind. The thrill of the backseat extends long past the teen years.

OK, so big. What else? Leather seats. Yes, you can put down a towel or blanket, but then you have laundry, not to mention potential evidence, depending on your situation. Leather is very forgiving and wipes down easily. Just keep some wet wipes and napkins in the glove compartment.

Also nice: tinted windows. Even if it's daylight, passersby won't see much. If only your back-seat windows are tinted, you might want to drape something between the front seats to block the view from the front.

Keep your battery charged. A little mood music shouldn't require a visit from AAA.

Most importantly, keep the doors locked. Imagine the danger if a potential thief discovers an unlocked door. Worse, imagine another interested party (spouse, boss, child...) deciding to take a peek and see if that's really your car.

The Location

For God's sake, don't do it in the parking lot at your school, office or house of worship! Don't do it on your own street, or even in your own neighborhood. There's something a little tawdry about adults having sex in a car. But don't let that stop you.

Recommended spots: an empty level of a mall parking structure. A deserted, shady area near a park (not during Little League). A dark residential street in an area where you and your car won't be recognized.

Not recommended: anywhere with a security guard, valet parking attendant, video surveillance or a homeless population.

The Time

Car sex works best with quickies. A, it's not all that comfortable. And B, it's usually not guaranteed to be private. Better to get it over with and be on your way. Cuddling is for dark restaurant booths, not the open road.

As far as time of day, obviously darker is better. When possible, go for the sunset at a scenic point where you might be part of a lineup of rocking vehicles.

Bonus Advice

Women, wear a dress. And figure you'll be on top or kneeling. Oh sure, other positions are possible. But you can sit on his lap more easily and sexily than the other way around so might as well make the most of it.

Crack a window so it doesn't get too stuffy — but be aware that you might have to muffle the inevitable moans.

Be sensitive to door handles, gear shifts and seat belts. You don't want to press your partner up against something that will bruise.