The Quest
The Ages of Woman: A Quiz
Is she too old for you? Too young? Our quiz reveals the warning signs! (Wondering if he's too old or young? Try the Ages of Man Quiz.)
1. She considers the most important feminist movement and associated heroine to be:
a) Suffrage/Susan B. Anthony
b) ERA/Gloria Steinem
c) Breaking through the glass ceiling/Carly Fiorina
d) Leveraging her man's success/Hillary Clinton
2. Her defining chick flick is:
a) 27 Dresses
b) Thelma and Louise
c) Breakfast at Tiffany's
d) The Women
3. Her dad wants you to call him:
a) Extra loud or he won't hear you
b) By his first name — it makes him feel young
c) "Sir" because it freaks him out that you're the same age
d) "Bro" because he always wanted an older brother
4. In junior high/middle school she had a crush on:
a) One or more of the Jonas Brothers
b) One or more of the Hanson brothers
c) One or more of the Osmond brothers
d) One or more of the Everly Brothers
5. Her first car was a:
a) Studebaker
b) VW bug
c) Suzuki Sidekick
d) Prius
6. She lives:
a) With her mom
b) With three other girls
c) In an empty nest
d) In a lovely assisted living facility where you are in demand because you drive
7. Her favorite magazine as a teenager was:
a) 16
b) Teen
c) Sassy
d) CosmoGIRL
8. Her original hair removal technique, and her inspiration for using it:
a) Double-edged razor (Mom)
b) Nair (Those girls in the "Who wears short shorts?" commercial)
c) None (Patti Smith)
d) The Brazilian (Paris & Lindsay)
9. What music festival would she like to go to with you?
a) Tanglewood
b) None — she'll never duplicate her Woodstock experience
c) Ozzfest, Coachella or Lollapalooza
d) Burning Man
10. What's her take on JFK?
a) She has never heard of JFK
b) She went to JFK High School
c) She remembers the day JFK was shot
d) She dated JFK
Scoring:
Even numbers: a) 3 points b) 2 points c) 1 point d) 0 points
Odd numbers: a) 0 points b) 1 point c) 2 points d) 3 points
Score
0-8 Well, at least an unexpected pregnancy isn't in your future. Step-grandchildren, maybe.
9-15 Cougars are hot!
16-23 Sounds like a perfect fit.
24-30 It might be time to check her ID.
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